Let's pretend it's the year 2000 again. You don't want to? Understandable.
I enjoy tinkering around with computers, old and new. Old computers are slow fun!
I make them do awful things, usually involving writing bad code in various languages.
When software isn't enough, I make their hardware suffer too.
In case it wasn't clear enough, this site is made to look awful on modern devices, but {gourmet-chef-kiss} The Best™ on the most unstable versions of Internet Explorer.